Album: DARK HUMOR

Description: Too tired to care, too chill to stress. This sleepy duck has officially run out of ducks to give. Perfect for those who embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing. Wear it, own it, and let the world know: Zero. Ducks. Given.

Description: HOPELESS RAMENTIC

Description: Crisp, firm, and dangerously delicious - just like your sense of humor. Le Pickle is always fresh, always ready, and definitely hard to resist. Wear this and let the world know you’ve got great taste... in more ways than one!

Description: Handle with care! This prescription for the heart is highly addictive - may cause intense feelings, sweet texts, and spontaneous hugs.

Description: Ready to "exercise" your appetite? When a cat’s mastering martial arts and a dog’s crushing burgers, the real workout happens in your kitchen. Add to cart and get “fit” in your own way—because who needs a gym when you’ve got this tee?

Description: ROCK N ROLL

Description: BAD SEED

Description: SAFE HAVEN

Description: Everyone needs a break—even Cupid. He’s tired, but still spreading love and maybe even pineapple pizza!. Help him out and grab this tee. He’s been there for you since childhood, so it’s time to return the favor - cart button’s waiting!

Description: JUICETICE LEAGUE

Description: Feeling stuck in the endless buffering loop? Maybe wearing this will speed up the process—who knows, could be the key to finding 'the one'... or at least a laugh!

Description: Cash me outside… digging for more! Mayree struck gold but still wants more; shocking. Don’t waste yours on a narcissist—this tee is cheaper, lasts longer, and won’t ghost you. Win-win!

Description: WIENER WONDERLAND

Description: You exist for its convenience, not the other way around. Displease the boss, and strange things might start happening. Avoid the bad juju—buy the tee, keep the kitty happy, and stay blessed.

Description: Don’t be like this little rat. Temptations are everywhere, but unlike cheese, some things come with a price. Stay focused on what really matters—hit that Add to Cart button for a safer temptation. No mouse traps here!

Description: cuddle addicts anonymous

Description: When the missus says tango, you fkn tango - no debates, no delays. Inspired by Tango & Cash, but this time, the stakes are higher.A smooth dance floor leads to… well, a very happy night. Step up or step out. Add to cart if you know what’s good for you!

Description: For those who believe in a well-balanced diet - one pint at a time! Stay healthy, stay hoppy, and trust the science: beer counts as liquid nutrition.

Description: Some call it comfort food, others call it a way of life. Why stress when you can slurp? Life’s too short to diet - so grab those chopsticks and slurp responsibly!

Description: Some think outside the box - this cat takes it literally! A perfect tee for those who appreciate originality, a little sarcasm, and a well-placed masterpiece.

Description: Handle with care! This prescription for the heart is highly addictive - may cause intense feelings, sweet texts, and spontaneous hugs.

Description: For those who don’t just dip their toes but belly-flop into life; because normal is just another word for boring. YOLO, so take the plunge like our little sharky - he already stole our towel, might as well let him crash your closet too!

Description: CLINT O' BLISS

Description: Some think outside the box - this cat takes it literally! A perfect tee for those who appreciate originality, a little sarcasm, and a well-placed masterpiece.

Description: Ready to "exercise" your appetite? When a cat’s mastering martial arts and a dog’s crushing burgers, the real workout happens in your kitchen. Add to cart and get “fit” in your own way - because who needs a gym when you’ve got this tee?

Description: Fully licensed in laughter, officially trained in tomfoolery.

Description: Crisp, firm, and dangerously delicious - just like your sense of humor. Le Pickle is always fresh, always ready, and definitely hard to resist. Wear this and let the world know you’ve got great taste... in more ways than one!

Description: Everyone needs a break - even Cupid. He’s tired, but still spreading love and maybe even pineapple pizza. Help him out and grab this tee. He’s been there for you since childhood, so it’s time to return the favor - cart button’s waiting!

Description: Whispers follow where she walks!

Description: Before caffeine, proceed with caution. If you value your life (or at least your sanity), wait until the coffee kicks in. Until then… try again later.

Description: You don’t bargain with The Yolkfather. Health comes first, and so does style. Grab this tee, do your part, and let the yolk guide your destiny. May the yolk be with you!

Description: You don’t bargain with The Yolkfather. Health comes first, and so does style. Grab this tee, do your part, and let the yolk guide your destiny. May the yolk be with you!

Description: The ultimate showdown! One barks, one claws—only one takes the prize. But you? You’ve already won. Grab this tee, unleash your inner champ, and show the world. The cart’s watching… make your move! 🥊

Description: For those who don’t just dip their toes but belly-flop into life; because normal is just another word for boring. YOLO, so take the plunge like our little sharky - he already stole our towel, might as well let him crash your closet too!

Description: Friendship knows no limits—planet, species, or galaxy! No best buddy? No problem. Wear this tee, and you might just find one. Add to cart and let the universe work its magic!

Description: Buckle up, she's horny and loving it! 🦄✨ You can totally swap places, saddle the unicorn or let the unicorn saddle you. 😏 Unicorn life 🌈 For all the happy people out there who deserve a good laugh and a little positivity in their day. And hey, in case you didn’t catch any unicorns... the cart button ain’t got a horn. Safer. 🔥