Album: DARK HUMOR

Description: Ready to "exercise" your appetite? When a cat’s mastering martial arts and a dog’s crushing burgers, the real workout happens in your kitchen. Add to cart and get “fit” in your own way - because who needs a gym when you’ve got this tee?

Description: GIN OR GYM

Description: HOLY SHEEP

Description: FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Description: LEGACY OF THE DEAD

Description: You don’t bargain with The Yolkfather. Health comes first, and so does style. Grab this tee, do your part, and let the yolk guide your destiny. May the yolk be with you!

Description: Everyone needs a break—even Cupid. He’s tired, but still spreading love and maybe even pineapple pizza!. Help him out and grab this tee. He’s been there for you since childhood, so it’s time to return the favor - cart button’s waiting!

Description: NOT TODAY BRUH!

Description: GET TRASH OR DIE TRYIN'

Description: HANGIN' TREE

Description: DIVINE SWINE

Description: FUNK YOU

Description: Friendship knows no limits—planet, species, or galaxy! No best buddy? No problem. Wear this tee, and you might just find one. Add to cart and let the universe work its magic!

Description: HOPELES RAMENTIC

Description: When the missus says tango, you fkn tango - no debates, no delays. Inspired by Tango & Cash, but this time, the stakes are higher. A smooth dance floor leads to… well, a very happy night. Step up or step out. Add to cart if you know what’s good for you!

Description: Some call it comfort food, others call it a way of life. Why stress when you can slurp? Life’s too short to diet - so grab those chopsticks and slurp responsibly!

Description: The ultimate showdown! One barks, one claws—only one takes the prize. But you? You’ve already won. Grab this tee, unleash your inner champ, and show the world. The cart’s watching… make your move! 🥊

Description: SHAKES PEARS

Description: NAKED SUNDAY

Description: Some think outside the box - this cat takes it literally! A perfect tee for those who appreciate originality, a little sarcasm, and a well-placed masterpiece.

Description: I WANT YOU SO HARD

Description: Whispers follow where she walks!

Description: Cash me outside… digging for more! Mayree struck gold but still wants more; shocking. Don’t waste yours on a narcissist—this tee is cheaper, lasts longer, and won’t ghost you. Win-win!

Description: Too tired to care, too chill to stress. This sleepy duck has officially run out of ducks to give. Perfect for those who embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing. Wear it, own it, and let the world know: Zero. Ducks. Given.

Description: SAFE HAVEN

Description: Handle with care! This prescription for the heart is highly addictive - may cause intense feelings, sweet texts, and spontaneous hugs.

Description: Before caffeine, proceed with caution. If you value your life (or at least your sanity), wait until the coffee kicks in. Until then… try again later.

Description: For those who believe in a well-balanced diet - one pint at a time! Stay healthy, stay hoppy, and trust the science: beer counts as liquid nutrition.

Description: WONDERMELONS

Description: BEERS & BABES

Description: TICKLE MY PICKLE

Description: For the plant-powered and proud! 🥕 Rock this tee and show the world that eating green keeps you feeling clean and unstoppable.

Description: AMOUR BREW

Description: KUNG FOWL

Description: SOAK IT UP

Description: When the missus says tango, you fkn tango - no debates, no delays. Inspired by Tango & Cash, but this time, the stakes are higher.A smooth dance floor leads to… well, a very happy night. Step up or step out. Add to cart if you know what’s good for you!