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Tapestries

FITOCADO AVOCADO Tapestry

Description: Feeling tired? Need some soul food? Grab the Fitocado Avocado tee, your new everyday essential. Packed with healthy vibes, this tee’s the perfect way to remind yourself to nourish your body and your soul. If you’ve got a little moola left, toss it in your cart - you won’t regret it!

Tags: avocado, avocado cartoon, avocado gift, avocado humor, avocado love
I WANNA BE YOUR COW Tapestry

Description: PRIME CUTS

Tags: band, funny, funny slogan, funnytee, humor
DISCO LIES Tapestry

Description: MURDER ON THE SQUEAKFLOOR

Tags: animals, crows, cute, disco, funny
FINE AF! Tapestry

Description: Still chill. Somehow!

Tags: animal, baby penguin, cute, cute baby penguin, cute penguin
ZERO DUCKS GIVEN Tapestry

Description: ZERO DUCKS GIVEN

Tags: dont care, fucks to give, funny, humor, i dont care
CHEESEPULTURA Tapestry

Description: CHEESEPULTURA

Tags: cheese, cheese lover gifts, cheese pun, funny cheese, funny gift
ALICE UNCHAINED Tapestry

Description: Be like Alice, break free from the chains. Life’s tough, but each step forward brings you closer to the beauty waiting on the other side. Once you embrace the grind and free yourself, hitting that Add to Cart button will feel just as unstoppable as your journey. Step into the light, and make life yours.

Tags: 90s, addiction, addiction recovery, chains, freedom
ARCTIC MUNCHIES Tapestry

Description: Inspired by Arctic Monkeys. Cooler than a Sheffield winter and wilder than a monkey on a beer run - this is beer, riffs, and sub-zero madness. Do we wanna know? Damn right!. The amps roar, the ice never melts, and the monkeys are already on their second round. Grab yours before they drink all the beer! 🍻🎸❄️

Tags: beer gift, beer lover gift, buddies, friends gift, friendship
TYPE O CALORIES Tapestry

Description: Paying tribute to the iconic Peter Steele and his love for wine. 🍷 With a dash of dark humor, this design will have you raising a glass to the Green Man. Get your Type O vibe on -add it to your cart, or you’ll be as heartbroken as our doctor!

Tags: doom, funny gift, funnytee, goth, gothic
FINE AF! Tapestry

Description: Still chill. Somehow!

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny slogan
TEMPTATION KILLS! Tapestry

Description: Don’t be like this little rat. Temptations are everywhere, but unlike cheese, some things come with a price. Stay focused on what really matters—hit that Add to Cart button for a safer temptation. No mouse traps here!

Tags: addiction, cheese, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan
MORE GOLD, LESS SOUL Tapestry

Description: Cash me outside… digging for more! Mayree struck gold but still wants more; shocking. Don’t waste yours on a narcissist—this tee is cheaper, lasts longer, and won’t ghost you. Win-win!

Tags: cash me ousside howbow dah meme, envy, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan
MINIDETH Tapestry

Description: MINIDETH

Tags: funny sayings, funnytee, grim reaper, halloween, heavy metal
ZERO MATCHES Tapestry

Description: Feeling stuck in the endless buffering loop? Maybe wearing this will speed up the process—who knows, could be the key to finding 'the one'... or at least a laugh!

Tags: anti valentine, buffering, dating humor, heartbreak, humor
GOOD VIBES Tapestry

Description: all day, everyday!

Tags: good, good vibes only, happy, inspiration, inspirational
HAIRY NUTTER Tapestry

Description: The world’s greatest squirrel magician 🐿️✨ pulling off tricks you never asked for and making your nuts disappear 🥜🎩

Tags: adventure, friendship, funny, funny gift, funny sayings
TOXIC PUFFS Tapestry

Description: Don’t be like these birds—burn cash on smokes or invest in this tee? Better for your soul, might even score you new friends. That cart button’s staring at you… one click to freedom!

Tags: anti smoking, bird lover gifts, cigarette, couple, funny quote
a BEARFECT CIRCLE Tapestry

Description: Take the best of the best and mix it together—what do you get? A Bearfect Circle, of course! Add this tee to your cart and complete your perfect harmony with your favorite band’s vibe. It’s the perfect fit—no paint stains included.

Tags: alternative rock, band, bear, funny gift, funny quote
BEACH PLEASE Tapestry

Description: Till Death Do Us Chill!

Tags: beach, beach life, beach vacation, cute, funny
PUPPETICA Tapestry

Description: Inspired by Master of Puppets album, but this time, the addiction has a smile. Control, deception, and the illusion of choice - lying, dance while the strings last. Before the puppet master drains your wallet, grab this T-shirt. If you end up homeless, at least you’ll have something to wear. Think ahead - don’t be a puppet. The cart is watching you!

Tags: bipolar, control, gold digger, influencer, manipulated
ROCK AND ROLL Tapestry

Description: Rock and roll isn’t just music - it’s a love story. If you believe in power chords, true love, and rolling with whatever life throws at you, this tee is your perfect match. Add to cart before fate decides otherwise.

Tags: band merch, dark humor, disability, edgy, funny design
MOO FIGHTERS Tapestry

Description: Whatever your moo, whatever your groove, be like the Moofighters—united by rock, divided by lactose. Be like Dave, be like Moo. Don’t fight each other, just hit ‘add to cart’… repeatedly. It’s safer!

Tags: band, fighter, foo fighters, foo fighters dave grohl, friendship
THE HAZE CHRONICLES Tapestry

Description: Unleash your inner wizard with a touch of green magic 🌿✨. The Haze Chronicles blends mysticism with a haze that’s here to stay 🌫️💫. Grab yours and let the magic rise! 🔮👕

Tags: 420, 420 weed, funny gift, funnytee, haters
THE SMASHED PUMPKINS Tapestry

Description: "YOLO. Life’s short—ups, downs, and the occasional splat. Sometimes, the best cure for stress isn’t deep thoughts, it’s a damn good T-shirt. Let’s make it a Smashing Pumpkins moment for all of us. Don’t be melon-choly—smash that ‘Add to Cart’ button!"

Tags: attitude, concept, funny, funny gift, funny slogan
KUNG FOOD Tapestry

Description: Ready to "exercise" your appetite? When a cat’s mastering martial arts and a dog’s crushing burgers, the real workout happens in your kitchen. Add to cart and get “fit” in your own way—because who needs a gym when you’ve got this tee?

Tags: buddies, family, food, friendship, funny gift
HAIRY NUTTER Tapestry

Description: The world’s greatest squirrel magician 🐿️✨ pulling off tricks you never asked for and making your nuts disappear 🥜🎩

Tags: animal, animal lover, animals, cute, deez nuts
MUTHAWOOFAH Tapestry

Description: Chihuahua by size, beast by attitude. MuthaWoofah is bringing the heat!🐶💥

Tags: chihuahua dad, chihuahua dog lover, chihuahua lover, chihuahua lovers, chihuahua mom
MAMA BEAR Tapestry

Description: From the first step to the first heartache, a mother's love never falters. Celebrate her strength and warmth with a gift that speaks from the heart 💖. Add to cart for the perfect Mother's Day gift 🌸.

Tags: daughter gifts, father, fathers day, happy mother day, mama
KUNG FOWL Tapestry

Description: Master of quack-fu and the undisputed champion of the bird dojo, this feathered fighter takes no beak from anyone. Warning: May cause uncontrollable roundhouse quacks!

Tags: animal, cute, duck, duck lover, duck mom
EASTER HUGS Tapestry

Description: Spread some love ❤️, laughter 😂, and good vibes ✨ with this egg-cellent 🥚 Easter design! Perfect for anyone who loves bunnies 🐰, hugs 🤗, and a little bit of quirky fun. Grab one for the holidays! 🎉

Tags: animal, bunny, cute, easter bunny, easter egg
MAMA BEAR Tapestry

Description: From the first step to the first heartache, a mother's love never falters. Celebrate her strength and warmth with a gift that speaks from the heart 💖. Add to cart for the perfect Mother's Day gift 🌸.

Tags: aunt, cousin, daughter, grandma, mom
KUNG FOOD Tapestry

Description: Ready to "exercise" your appetite? When a cat’s mastering martial arts and a dog’s crushing burgers, the real workout happens in your kitchen. Add to cart and get “fit” in your own way - because who needs a gym when you’ve got this tee?

Tags: burger addict, burger lover, burger time, fast food, food
MINIDETH Tapestry

Description: A nod to the father of thrash himself, this design is inspired by the fierce energy of metal and thrashing riffs. For the true music lovers and headbangers, straight outta the pit and shredding hard. Keep it heavy. Keep it loud. Why not shred the cart button while you're at it? 🤘🔥

Tags: band, funny gift, funny saying, funny slogan, guitarists
AMOUR BREW Tapestry

Description: Warning: Highly potent! One sip might cause butterflies, heart eyes, and excessive hand-holding. Use responsibly!

Tags: boyfriend, couple, girlfriend, heart, husband
ROCKIN' PAWS Tapestry

Description: Turn it up to eleven with "Rockin’ Paws"! 🎸🔥 For those who live loud and never settle. Ready to shred? 🤘😼 Grab your gear and let the music roar. 🎶

Tags: band, cats, catshirt, crow, electric guitar
TOXIC PUFFS Tapestry

Description: Don’t be like these birds—burn cash on smokes or invest in this tee? Better for your soul, might even score you new friends. That cart button’s staring at you… one click to freedom!

Tags: anti smoking, bird, funny bird gifts, funny gift, funny quote

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