Shorts

Description: Handle with care! This prescription for the heart is highly addictive - may cause intense feelings, sweet texts, and spontaneous hugs.

Description: DEAD ROMANCE

Description: Ready to "exercise" your appetite? When a cat’s mastering martial arts and a dog’s crushing burgers, the real workout happens in your kitchen. Add to cart and get “fit” in your own way—because who needs a gym when you’ve got this tee?

Description: Adventure calls with 'Road Queen'! Living life one mile at a time, but don’t take a wrong turn down Avocado Lane - you might get stuck in the guacamole! 🛻🥑

Description: Chihuahua by size, beast by attitude. MuthaWoofah is bringing the heat!🐶💥

Description: Enough with the mind-numbing scroll. Your brain will thank you. Grab this tee, add to cart, and go do something productive... like wearing it. You're welcome.

Description: ROCK, PAPER, METAL

Description: ANTIHOOMAN SUPERSTAR

Description: BAITED & FATED

Description: PURRL JAM

Description: WIENER WONDERLAND

Description: LEGACY OF THE DEAD

Description: LORD OF THE FLIES

Description: DIVINE SWINE

Description: WRAP BATTLE

Description: Inspired by Andre Romelle Young’s music and vibe, this design brings West Coast energy with a wild, untamed twist. Straight outta the zoo and droppin' beats like a true legend - if you know, you know. Stay chill. Stay wild. Welcome to The Chimponic. 🌿🔥

Description: Purrversion 5.0

Description: SHEEP HAPPENS

Description: I WANNA BE YOURS

Description: THIRTEEN

Description: CHEESEPULTURA

Description: Cash me outside… digging for more! Mayree struck gold but still wants more—shocking. Don’t waste yours on a narcissist—this tee is cheaper, lasts longer, and won’t ghost you. Win-win!

Description: ZERO DUCKS GIVEN

Description: Claws out, tongues in!

Description: SATAN

Description: ONLY THE STRONG

Description: SWEET THING

Description: SNACKMAN

Description: Paying tribute to the iconic Peter Steele and his love for wine. 🍷 With a dash of dark humor, this design will have you raising a glass to the Green Man. Get your Type O vibe on -add it to your cart, or you’ll be as heartbroken as our doctor!

Description: HOPELESS RAMENTIC

Description: GOD OF PURR

Description: SYSTEM OF A GRIND

Description: "YOLO. Life’s short—ups, downs, and the occasional splat. Sometimes, the best cure for stress isn’t deep thoughts, it’s a damn good T-shirt. Let’s make it a Smashing Pumpkins moment for all of us. Don’t be melon-choly—smash that ‘Add to Cart’ button!"

Description: MAMA BEAR

Description: HANGIN' TREE

Description: Earth's trash isn't enough—this raccoon is raiding space! A cosmic adventure for junk lovers and mischief-makers alike!