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Album: Music & Attitude

ARCTIC MUNCHIES T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by Arctic Monkeys. Cooler than a Sheffield winter and wilder than a monkey on a beer run - this is beer, riffs, and sub-zero madness. Do we wanna know? Damn right!. The amps roar, the ice never melts, and the monkeys are already on their second round. Grab yours before they drink all the beer! šŸ»šŸŽøā„ļø

Tags: alex turner, band, band music, conceptual art, funny gift
I WANT YOU SO HARD T-Shirt

Description: I WANT YOU SO HARD

Tags: band, desert rock, gorilla, josh homme, kyuss
FITOCADO AVOCADO T-Shirt

Description: Feeling tired? Need some soul food? Grab the Fitocado Avocado tee, your new everyday essential. Packed with healthy vibes, this tee’s the perfect way to remind yourself to nourish your body and your soul. If you’ve got a little moola left, toss it in your cart - you won’t regret it!

Tags: avocado, avocado lover, avocado pun, avocado toast, food
THIR13TEEN T-Shirt

Description: Let’s face it, 13’s cursed. But why let a number ruin your day when you can wear it and look fabulous doing it? Inspired by Type O Negative’s 'Thir13teen,' this tee’s perfect for those who know that superstition’s overrated - especially when a cat’s involved.

Tags: 13, 13th, 13th birthday, animal, cat
SIPPIN' & GROOVIN' T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by Brock Berrigan. Ever wonder why the rooster dons a mask? Because when Brock Berrigan's beats drop, even the chickens come home to groove. His tracks are so smooth, they could make a rooster moonwalk. So, cue up the playlist, ensure your phone's juiced up, and don't forget to hit that cart button - because strutting in this tee is the only way to truly feel the beat.

Tags: beer gift, beer lover gift, good vibes, good vibes only, happy
I WANNA BE YOUR COW Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: PRIME CUTS

Tags: band, funny, funny slogan, funnytee, humor
DISCO LIES Hoodie

Description: MURDER ON THE SQUEAKFLOOR

Tags: animals, crows, cute, disco, funny
CHEESEPULTURA T-Shirt

Description: CHEESEPULTURA

Tags: cheese, cheese lover gifts, cheese pun, funny cheese, funny gift
ALICE UNCHAINED T-Shirt

Description: Be like Alice, break free from the chains. Life’s tough, but each step forward brings you closer to the beauty waiting on the other side. Once you embrace the grind and free yourself, hitting that Add to Cart button will feel just as unstoppable as your journey. Step into the light, and make life yours.

Tags: 90s, addiction, addiction recovery, chains, freedom
ARCTIC MUNCHIES T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by Arctic Monkeys. Cooler than a Sheffield winter and wilder than a monkey on a beer run - this is beer, riffs, and sub-zero madness. Do we wanna know? Damn right!. The amps roar, the ice never melts, and the monkeys are already on their second round. Grab yours before they drink all the beer! šŸ»šŸŽøā„ļø

Tags: beer gift, beer lover gift, buddies, friends gift, friendship
TYPE O CALORIES T-Shirt

Description: Paying tribute to the iconic Peter Steele and his love for wine. šŸ· With a dash of dark humor, this design will have you raising a glass to the Green Man. Get your Type O vibe on -add it to your cart, or you’ll be as heartbroken as our doctor!

Tags: doom, funny gift, funnytee, goth, gothic
MINIDETH T-Shirt

Description: MINIDETH

Tags: funny sayings, funnytee, grim reaper, halloween, heavy metal
a BEARFECT CIRCLE T-Shirt

Description: Take the best of the best and mix it together—what do you get? A Bearfect Circle, of course! Add this tee to your cart and complete your perfect harmony with your favorite band’s vibe. It’s the perfect fit—no paint stains included.

Tags: alternative rock, band, bear, funny gift, funny quote
PUPPETICA T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by Master of Puppets album, but this time, the addiction has a smile. Control, deception, and the illusion of choice - lying, dance while the strings last. Before the puppet master drains your wallet, grab this T-shirt. If you end up homeless, at least you’ll have something to wear. Think ahead - don’t be a puppet. The cart is watching you!

Tags: bipolar, control, gold digger, influencer, manipulated
MOO FIGHTERS T-Shirt

Description: Whatever your moo, whatever your groove, be like the Moofighters—united by rock, divided by lactose. Be like Dave, be like Moo. Don’t fight each other, just hit ā€˜add to cart’… repeatedly. It’s safer!

Tags: band, fighter, foo fighters, foo fighters dave grohl, friendship
THE SMASHED PUMPKINS T-Shirt

Description: "YOLO. Life’s short—ups, downs, and the occasional splat. Sometimes, the best cure for stress isn’t deep thoughts, it’s a damn good T-shirt. Let’s make it a Smashing Pumpkins moment for all of us. Don’t be melon-choly—smash that ā€˜Add to Cart’ button!"

Tags: attitude, concept, funny, funny gift, funny slogan
MINIDETH T-Shirt

Description: A nod to the father of thrash himself, this design is inspired by the fierce energy of metal and thrashing riffs. For the true music lovers and headbangers, straight outta the pit and shredding hard. Keep it heavy. Keep it loud. Why not shred the cart button while you're at it? šŸ¤˜šŸ”„

Tags: band, funny gift, funny saying, funny slogan, guitarists
ROCKIN' PAWS T-Shirt

Description: Turn it up to eleven with "Rockin’ Paws"! šŸŽøšŸ”„ For those who live loud and never settle. Ready to shred? 🤘😼 Grab your gear and let the music roar. šŸŽ¶

Tags: band, cats, catshirt, crow, electric guitar
THE CHIMPONIC T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by Andre Romelle Young’s music and vibe, this design brings West Coast energy with a wild, untamed twist. Straight outta the zoo and droppin' beats like a true legend - if you know, you know. Stay chill. Stay wild. Welcome to The Chimponic. šŸŒæšŸ”„

Tags: animals, california, compton, hip hop, hiphop
SUPERFEAST T-Shirt

Description: For the lovers who stay dead together, drink together, and haunt in style.

Tags: couple, devils rejects, funny quote, funnytee, heart
a BEARFECT CIRCLE T-Shirt

Description: Take the best of the best and mix it together—what do you get? A Bearfect Circle, of course! Add this tee to your cart and complete your perfect harmony with your favorite band’s vibe. It’s the perfect fit—no paint stains included.

Tags: a perfect circle band, alternative rock, band, funny, funny gift
THE DOGGY CHRONICLES T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr., when times get ruff, you know who’s got your back. Rolling deep with the realest crew - all barks, no bites. Bow wow wow, yippie yo, yippie yay!

Tags: california, compton, cute dogs, doberman, dog lover
CHEESEPULTURA T-Shirt

Description: For those who like their riffs heavy and their crust extra crispy. Inspired by the legendary Sepultura; now served with extra cheese! If you don’t have cheese šŸ§€ on your fingers yet… why not hit that cart button and fix that? šŸ˜‰

Tags: cheese, cheese lover, cheese pizza, death metal, funny gift
THE OUTSIDERS T-Shirt

Description: The Outsiders know when the jungle gets chaotic, it’s best to put down the instruments and start talking - communication is key, unless you’re a squirrel, then it’s just nuts! šŸæļøšŸ’¬ Join the wild wisdom! 🌿🌟

Tags: animal lover, animal lover gifts, anti social, believe in yourself, freedom
THE BEETLES T-Shirt

Description: Straight outta Liverpool, these bugs are ready to rock! A cheeky twist on a legendary band—fab, fun, and a little bit buggy!

Tags: abbey, abbey road, artslaves, beatles parody, beetle
PARADISE LOST 2.0 T-Shirt

Description: Get the best of both worlds with this tee—where paradise meets a little rebellion. Whether you're a little holy, a little hell, or a lot of both, this design is your perfect fit. Why not add it to your cart and embrace the balance?

Tags: angel, fallen angel, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan
ROACH 'EM ALL T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by the legends, 🪳🪳🪳🪳 The Four Roachmen are here, ready to rock your thrash! Infestation meets devastation as these creepy crawlers take over. Get this tee and let the roaches lead your way - because, hey, roaches hate it. 🤘

Tags: cockroach, funny gift, funny metal, funny quote, horses
ROAD QUEEN T-Shirt

Description: Adventure calls with 'Road Queen'! Living life one mile at a time, but don’t take a wrong turn down Avocado Lane - you might get stuck in the guacamole! šŸ›»šŸ„‘

Tags: adventure, avocado lover, equal rights, equality, feminist
THE SMASHED PUMPKINS T-Shirt

Description: "YOLO. Life’s short—ups, downs, and the occasional splat. Sometimes, the best cure for stress isn’t deep thoughts, it’s a damn good T-shirt. Let’s make it a Smashing Pumpkins moment for all of us. Don’t be melon-choly—smash that ā€˜Add to Cart’ button!"

Tags: alternative, band, funny, funny gift, funnytee
ALICE UNCHAINED T-Shirt

Description: Be like Alice, break free from the chains. Life’s tough, but each step forward brings you closer to the beauty waiting on the other side. Once you embrace the grind and free yourself, hitting that Add to Cart button will feel just as unstoppable as your journey. Step into the light, and make life yours.

Tags: alice in chains musical group, conceptual, freedom, funny gift, funny quote
FAITH NO MOURN T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by Faith No More, this design’s for anyone who’s had a cluckin’ bad day. The chicken’s facing the reality of life: sometimes you’re just a scrambled egg in the face of fate. Get your fried fix with a dash of humor - don’t end up like this chicken. Add to cart before you get scrambled yourself!

Tags: conceptual art, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan
TYPE O CALORIES T-Shirt

Description: Paying tribute to the iconic Peter Steele and his love for wine. šŸ· With a dash of dark humor, this design will have you raising a glass to the Green Man. Get your Type O vibe on -add it to your cart, or you’ll be as heartbroken as our doctor!

Tags: band, carnivore, dark humor, funny, funny gift
NO EYE MELON T-Shirt

Description: NO EYE MELON

Tags: 80s, 90s, blind melon band, crow, funny slogan

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